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[dreamingoflove]

A man keeps trying to contact me...he says his name is Robert, a lawyer from New York.

...He says we are engaged.

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[crackpotcrocker.livejournal.com]

I thought you two where getting married.

^{Least that's what the invite said}

[dreaming-oflove.livejournal.com]

Invite? What do you mean?

[crackpotcrocker.livejournal.com]

The invitation you sent to me with your magical bird.

Stating that on November 21st, you are to be wed to Robert Philip.

[dreaming-oflove.livejournal.com]

But how is that possible. I've never even met this man.

[pandorabox]

... you don't remember your engagement?

[dreaming-oflove.livejournal.com]

I remember my engagement to Prince Edward, but I'm still waiting for him to come and find me.

[pandorabox]

But I got an invitation to your wedding with this Robert guy.

[dreaming-oflove.livejournal.com]

You too? Oh dear...what could this mean?

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

Do I need to take care of this guy?

[dreaming-oflove.livejournal.com]

Oh no. He's been perfectly polite. I'm just...confused.

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

Maybe he's been affected by a virus. Like Cuddy.

[dreaming-oflove.livejournal.com]

Perhaps. Yes, that must be it...

[vicodindose.livejournal.com]

Do you need to ask?

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

I figured I'd be polite.

[vicodindose.livejournal.com]

It's like My Fair lady without the prostitutes.

[roseandsparkle.livejournal.com]

But you are! I have the invitation to your wedding right here!

[dreaming-oflove.livejournal.com]

You do? But how...

Can I see it?

[ofhopeandglory.livejournal.com]

... But you were engaged, weren't you?

[dreaming-oflove.livejournal.com]

To Prince Edward, but I've been separated from him. I'm afraid I've never heard of this man.

[ofhopeandglory.livejournal.com]

That can't be right. I have the invitation to your wedding right here. And it wasn't so long ago that you were telling me about Robert yourself.

[dreaming-oflove.livejournal.com]

But I...I don't understand. Everyone says they have these invitations, but I don't remember a thing.

[vicodindose.livejournal.com]

Give me his number.

[dreaming-oflove.livejournal.com]

Why?

[vicodindose.livejournal.com]

I want to add him to my Fav Five.

[dreaming-oflove.livejournal.com]

...you aren't going to bother him are you?